I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.
I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…
everything you love is here
Had to be there, I guess.
*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me
hey look a free $20 bill
im going on tour you guys! here are my tour dates:
- taco bell: 5:00pm
- mcdonalds: 5:20pm
- chipotle: 5:43pm
- panda express: 6:32pm
my grades are going down i’m yelling tumblr
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
Some people wanna watch the world burn
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”