gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

memewhore:

Had to be there, I guess.

memewhore:

Had to be there, I guess.

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a free $20 bill

This 420 take a moment of silence for all the people who have had lost their freedom because of non-violent drug charges

iwishihadafather:

im going on tour you guys! here are my tour dates:

  • taco bell: 5:00pm
  • mcdonalds: 5:20pm
  • chipotle: 5:43pm
  • panda express: 6:32pm

asian:

my grades are going down i’m yelling tumblr

sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

thewicked-eternity